Inspektor: You have no idea who you are?
Hertz: Come on, Smith, come on, guns don't kill people - but they sure help.
Barbara Baekeland: If you're tired of Paris, you're tired of everything.
Bill: They hate that I'm working at their bank. I hate that I'm working at their bank.
Richard Langley: Whoever in this room who knows what goes on in the mind of the person who sleeps next to you... please, raise your hand... I know you can't, not honestly.
Daphne Wilder: God couldn't be everywhere so that is why he invented mothers.
Maggie: What? That was on a Hallmark card we gave you.
Burwell: You've been a bad girl, haven't you Lindsay?
Dr. Godfrey: It's true! Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!