Best comedy movie quotes of 2017

Boss Baby: I can't do this without you.
Tim: Yeah, we do make a pretty good team.
Boss Baby: No really... I can't reach the doorknobs.

Maximo: Lesson No. 1: eye contact is power.

Pietro: We just opened a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape, and we're listening to some remastered Fleetwood Mac.
Blair: Oh, that's so nice.
Lea: Oh! It is so good, you could hear the cocaine in Stevie's voice.

Mildred Hayes: Hey fuckhead!
Dixon: What?
Desk Sergeant: Don't say what, Dixon, when she comes in calling you a "fuckhead."

Lupe: I can't wait to show you to the rest of the guys! They're gonna fertilize the yard.

Officer Chandler: People being afraid of guns is silly. And I'm sick of it! (01:10:48)

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Bif: How did your Internet date go at the weekend?
Jackie: Well, let's just say I got more than I bargained for.
Bif: Ooh, lucky you.
Jackie: No, he showed up with his wife in tow. Turns out I'd clicked swinging instead of swimming on my list of likes.

Chris Wise: Oh no.
John: What?
Chris Wise: Justin Bieber is a zombie.

Greg Sestero: You are a fucking villain, you fucking Frankenstein-looking motherfucker. (01:16:15)

Sabrina: Ten years later, you are like the O.J. Simpson of Honey Island Swamp. Wouldn't you say?
Andrew: Uh. No, I wouldn't.

Gene: Throw some sauce on that dance burrito.

Brent Ryan: Your motherfucking mother said to open this door! And motherfuckers, you're going to open this motherfucking door.

Barry Seal: The problem isn't the room. It's weight.

Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.

Ponch: She ate my butt.

Cuthbert 'Ted' Tinling: Times change. You should know you just changed them. Someday we will be free to be who we are and love who we love. But now... It's time to join the dance.

Kumail: So... to fully know I love someone, I have to cheat on them?
Terry: Out loud, it sounds stupid. Eh, it's... yeah, that's terrible advice.

[Helicopter taking off.]
Blake: [Yelling] No! He got to the chopper!

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Ewan O'Hara: How do you guys feel about Oslo?
Shawn Spencer: He definitely shot Kennedy.
Ewan O'Hara: The city.
Shawn Spencer: They named a city after that son of a bitch?

Ella Spencer: It's just something I really need to do with your father.