Best movie quotes of 2005

Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.

Servant Girl: My Lady says the pig must stay outside, but the animal, we'll take.

Nola Rice: Men think I may be something special.
Chris Wilton: Are you?
Nola Rice: No one's ever asked for their money back.

Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything.
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who I am.

Floyd: Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!

Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.

Dean Whiting: In this town, you're innocent until you're investigated.

Hector: What you doin' around here? Looking all homegirl and shit?
Allison: I always dress like this.
Hector: Oh, yeah? Wow! Here I am, trying to look like I got the money, and you're trying to look like ME! Fuckin' white people.

Joanie: I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.

Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.

Chanel: I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant.

Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.

Bree Osbourne: My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.

Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?

Charlie: They fly! They freakin' fly.

Melquiades Estrada: Promise me one thing, Pete. If I die over here, carry me back to my family and bury me in my home town. I don't want to be buried on this side among all the fucking billboards.

Pickle Factory boss: Writer huh? Are you sure?
Henry Chinaski: No, I'm not. I'm halfway through a novel.
Pickle Factory boss: What's it about?
Henry Chinaski: Everything.
Pickle Factory boss: It's about... cancer?
Henry Chinaski: Yes.
Pickle Factory boss: How about my wife?
Henry Chinaski: She's in there too.

Fender : Welcome to Robot City. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. And if you can't make it there, welcome to the club.

Hooker (Janet Moran): Oi. You doing business, do it somewhere else, love. This pavement's got my name on it.
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: And what, pray, is your name? Concrete?
Hooker (Janet Moran): My name is scratch your eyes out, and bite your bleed'n nose off. Which is what I'll do if you don't get off my patch.
Mr. Silky String: She giving you trouble, sir?
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Oh, no trouble at all. We were just exchanging names.

Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy.