Edmund Bertram: Fanny, you really must begin to harden yourself to the idea of... being worth looking at.
Charlie Boyle aka Chaz Anthony: I have to watch my sister.
Claire Addison: I thought you were an only child?
Charlie Boyle aka Chaz Anthony: I am. Sister... Mary Catherine... she's a nun... and an invalid.
Rosie Forbes: You've got balls.
Maniac: You should see 'em.
Rosie Forbes: Mine are bigger.
Maniac: I've been told size doesn't matter.
Rosie Forbes: She lied.
Jimmy Sands: Clip their wings? Man, could you just shoot their damn heads off? And don't miss.
Dutch Van Den Broeck: What happens if you don't get elected?
Kay Chandler: The country goes to hell.
Trip: Fuck, it's Elvis.
Peter Bloomfield: It's about your um... well... um.
Nancy Bloomfield: Your little field trip to the Cocksucker.
Peter Bloomfield: Your field trip to the C.
Miss Constance Scattergoods: I do think, dear, that, whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until it passes over.
Detective Jojima: My father was a small-village cop in a town where nothing ever happened. He just hung around like a scarecrow, until he died. But like they say - even a scarecrow keeps away the sparrows.
Angie: OK, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad.
Ben: Next time, you should think before you open your mouth.
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: The Light is green.
Annette Atkins: I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.
Malachy: It's poor I am. It's unlucky I am. But it's useless I am not.
Elsa Morganthal Strauss-Armistan: If I hadn't been there for you then, you wouldn't be here for me NOW.
Asami Yamazaki: Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.
László: Everyone would like it all: something for the body, something for the soul. Something that fills you up, something that makes you hungry.
Satan: How do you expect to defeat me when you are but a man, and I am forever?
Coach Winchell: But it's me... Spanky.
Daniel McMann: Look at the buses, watch 'em.
Carla Tate: Why, what are they gonna do?
Daniel McMann: They pull in, and then they pull out, and they turn, and they back up.