Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
Cedric the Bellman: No, the President.
Vinny Gambini: Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
Mike Banning: Stay in this room and wait for me to come back.
Benjamin Asher: And if you don't come back?
Mike Banning: Then you're fucked.
Benjamin Asher: That's inspiring. (00:58:00)
Layne: The things I do for my fucking friends.
Matt Murdock: Excuse me? Do you have any honey?
Elektra: [reading paper.] Right in front of you.
Matt Murdock: Could you be a little bit more specific please?
Elektra: [looking up.] What are you...
Matt Murdock: Blind? Yes.
Charlie Prince: For a one-leg rancher... He's one tough son of a bitch.
Lee Butters: You have the right to remain silent. So shut the fuck up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on Earth. If you hire Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill you!
Social Worker: What's so funny?
Arthur Fleck: I was just thinking... just thinking of a joke.
Social Worker: Do you wanna tell it to me?
Arthur Fleck: You wouldn't get it.
Matt Buckner: What are you talkin' about, baseball is a girl's game? The Red Sox has a guy that pitches the ball over 90 miles per hour.
Pete Dunham: Who cares? All that means is that he can have a wank faster than you.
Tom Ripley: You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie.