Jay: We don't need swords for... the waffle house.
Ingrid Thorburn: Fuck me, Bruce. Gotham needs you.
Daphne Milne: You know what writing a book against war is like? It's like writing a book against Wednesdays. Wednesdays... are a fact of life, and if you don't like them, you could just stay in bed, but you can't stop them because Wednesdays are coming and if today isn't actually a Wednesday it soon will be.
Man-seob: His English is even worse than mine.
Ella Spencer: It's just something I really need to do with your father.
Brainy Smurf: We don't know how long we could be down here, so whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.
Clumsy Smurf: I just ate all my rations!
Hefty Smurf: What... Why would you do that?
Clumsy Smurf: I'm stress eating.
[Helicopter taking off.]
Blake: [Yelling] No! He got to the chopper!
Joe: These banks practically destroyed this country. They crushed a lot of people's dreams, and nothing ever happened to them. We three old guys, we hit a bank. We get away with it, we retire in dignity. Worst comes to the worst, we get caught, we get a bed, three meals a day, and better health care than we got now.
Teen On Bus: What are you looking at, grandad?
Brian Reader: Just a couple of cartoon characters.
Lee Strobel: Lee Strobel - Okay God, you win.
Elizabeth Shaw: How long?
David: Impossible to say.
Elizabeth Shaw: What if they are not better than us?
David: So long as they are not worse.
Garmadon: Lloyd, you hear that? We've awakened the unstoppable beast... Meowra.
Kid Flash: Speed it up, will ya? You drive like my Granny.
Dick Grayson: We're moving with the flow of traffic.
Speedy: When do I get to drive?
Dick Grayson: My car. So, never.
Grey Trace: See, you thought I was a cripple but you didn't know that I'm a ninja.
Stem: While I am state of the art, I am not a ninja.
Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out.
Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary.
Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
Emily Middleton: Not true.
Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.
Maddy Whittier: I wish I could remember them.
Pauline: Maybe it'd be easier if I couldn't.
Philip: The only women allowed in the house were the dogs.