David Jordan: Goodnight, nobody.
Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.
Gardner: I have to make decisions like what's best for the family.
Ray Dussette: Why would you build a self destruct on this space station?
Jake Lawson: In case this space station fell back to earth.
Molly Bloom: This is a true story, but except for my own, I've changed all the names and I've done my best to obscure identities for reasons that'll become clear.
Harry Hole: I need a case... to work on.
Gunnar Hagen: I apologize for Oslo's low murder rate.
Quan Ngoc Minh: Politicians and terrorists, they are just 2 ends of the same snake.
Quan Ngoc Minh: What's the difference?
Liam Hennessy: There is a difference.
Liam Hennessy: One end bites and the other doesn't.
Stan Hurley: Patriotism exists because people like and people like me need a higher cause. Something bigger than us.
Dr. Matthews: You seem healthy to me.
Jeffrey Dahmer: What about what's on a patient's mind?
Ewan O'Hara: How do you guys feel about Oslo?
Shawn Spencer: He definitely shot Kennedy.
Ewan O'Hara: The city.
Shawn Spencer: They named a city after that son of a bitch?
Daphne Milne: You know what writing a book against war is like? It's like writing a book against Wednesdays. Wednesdays... are a fact of life, and if you don't like them, you could just stay in bed, but you can't stop them because Wednesdays are coming and if today isn't actually a Wednesday it soon will be.
Joseph Kennedy: You'll never be great.
John Paul Getty III: I'm telling you this, so you could understand the things you're about to see, and maybe you can forgive us. It's like we're from another planet, where the force of gravity is so strong it bends the light. We look like you, but we're not like you.
Bobby Riggs: You and me, Billie Jean. Three sets, five sets - your choice.
Billie Jean King: Are you drunk, Bobby?
Bobby Riggs: No, of course not. How about this: "Man vs. Woman." "Male Chauvinist Pig vs Hairy-Legged Feminist."
Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.
