![The Parent Trap picture](/images/titles/0-999/953_sm.jpg)
Nick Parker: You two help Meredith.
Meredith Blake: Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff, you'll help me.
Hallie Parker: Not a bad idea.
Annie James: Yeah, see any cliffs?
![The Big Lebowski picture](/images/titles/0-999/159_sm.jpg)
Goon: What the fuck is this?
[Picks up a bowling ball hesitatingly.]
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
![There's Something About Mary picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1274_sm.jpg)
Ted: I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
![Ever After picture](/images/titles/0-999/428_sm.jpg)
Prince Henry: I have been born to privilege, and with that comes specific obligations.
Leonardo da Vinci: Horseshit.
![Patch Adams picture](/images/titles/0-999/957_sm.jpg)
Patch Adams: I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly without complexities or pride. I love you because I know no other way then this. So close that your hand, on my chest, is my hand. So close, that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep.
![Mulan picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1557_sm.jpg)
Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.
![Shakespeare in Love picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1142_sm.jpg)
Queen Elizabeth: Have her then, but you're a lordly fool: she's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. Takes a woman to know it.
![Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels picture](/images/titles/0-999/760_sm.jpg)
Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.
![Blues Brothers 2000 picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2535_sm.jpg)
Mighty Mack: The suit's real neat, but do I have to wear the hat?
Elwood Blues: These are unsophisticated men. They only respond to fear and the draw of lucre. We elicit this by using iconographic symbols, and psychological intimidation. The way we look together presents a uniform image of strength and organization. Don't say anything. Look mean. No smiling.
![The Wedding Singer picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1390_sm.jpg)
Bride's father: Hey, pal. I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
Robbie: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!
![The Mask of Zorro picture](/images/titles/0-999/805_sm.jpg)
[Alejandro draws his sword.]
Don Diego de la Vega: Do you know how to use that thing?
Alejandro: Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man.
![Half Baked picture](/images/titles/0-999/578_sm.jpg)
Scarface: [Pointing at people] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!
![Buffalo '66 picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3915_sm.jpg)
Billy Brown: Just look like we are a married couple, spanning time.
![The Waterboy picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1570_sm.jpg)
Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
![Rush Hour picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1107_sm.jpg)
Lee: I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are.
Carter: What the hell did you just say?
![You've Got Mail picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1438_sm.jpg)
Person in Theatre: Do you mind?
Frank Navasky: A hotdog is singing. You need quiet while a hotdog is singing?
![All I Wanna Do picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2473_sm.jpg)
Odette: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush.