Ted: I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
Warren: Have you seen my baseball?
Mary's Step-Father: Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!
Dom: Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball, Mary?
Paramedic: We got a bleeder!
Mary: Is that... Is that hair gel?
Mary's Step-Father: Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?
Dom: Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.
Answer: Ryan Mone was a young hockey player from Martha's Vineyard, who died in a car accident at the age of just seventeen. The Farrelly brothers are long-term friends of the Mone family and chose to dedicate their film to Ryan as their tribute to his memory.
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