Richie Ryan: Come on, do it. Come on, come on, go ahead, do it. When the Quickening knocks you on your skinny little ass, MacLeod's gonna be right there to help you up. I die, you go right behind me.
Byron: Do you want a tombstone that says, "He Lived For Centuries" or do you want one that says, "For Centuries He Was Alive"?
Methos: You're not listening to me. I don't want a tombstone.
Methos: A couple of medieval songwriters come up with the idea of chivalry one rainy day and you embrace it as a lifestyle. You live and die by a code of honor that was trendy when you were a kid.
Kristen: Who the hell are you?
Methos: A man who was born long before the age of chivalry. Now pick it up.
Methos: Hitler killed, and Ingrid judged. Breslaw killed, and Ingrid judged. Ingrid killed, and you judged.
Duncan MacLeod: So who's left to judge me?
Amanda: For 300 years you've been telling me to go legit. Now that I'm straight you want me to steal.
Amanda: You won't let me change, you know that? You really expect me to steal.
Duncan MacLeod: I expect sharks to bite too. Don't take it personally.
Carylon: Then who do we get to wear the kilt?
Duncan MacLeod: Mel Gibson.
Xavier St.Cloud: I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children.
Amanda: The longer I live the more I get attached to myself.
Duncan MacLeod: I've just had a thought.
Methos: Ooooooo.
Methos: You think it takes courage to do what we do? Face another immortal with a sword knowing only one of you will live. You try being her. You try living one year knowing that your time is running out. That no matter how much you train, no matter how many tricks you have, you still lose. That's the way it is for them. So little time for them to SEE anything or DO anything.
Jack: Last request?
Joe Dawson: Yeah, I'd like to die of old age.
Duncan MacLeod: There's a guy watching you, you know.
Amanda: There usually is.
Amanda: What if I kiss it and make it better?
Duncan MacLeod: How much better?
Methos: I was born before the age of chivalry.
Methos: But I want to see me live happily ever after even more.
Xavier St.Cloud: Just how old are you? Are you a Christian, or do you paint yourself blue and bay at the moon?
Amanda: MacLeod, why don't you believe me?
Duncan MacLeod: Experience.
Methos: What do you expect? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? Sorry Joe, I'm just a guy.
Answer: In the episode "Little Tin God," Joe Dawson mentions a duel between immortals on a temple in Pompeii—just before Vesuvius erupted. Whether the two are supposed To Be connected is up for debate, but still.