Modern Men - S8-E2
Uncle Albert: Is that the radio I hear, Rodney?
Rodney: No, Elton John popped in and he's rehearsing in the kitchen!
Modern Men - S8-E2
Mike: Well?
Trigger: Well what?
Mike: What are they naming the baby?
Trigger: If it's a girl, they're calling her Sigourney, after an actress. And if it's a boy, they're calling him Rodney, after Dave.
Rodney: I've been thinking.
Del Boy: Oh, leave it out Rodney, we're in enough trouble as it is.
Del Boy: Sit down, Rodney. Keep your brains warm.
Big Brother - S1-E1
Del Boy: A lot of people told me I was a right dipstick to make my brother partner in the business, but this only goes to prove how bloody right they were.
Uncle Albert: Still, proves his heart is in the right place.
Raquel: Yeah. Shame about his brain though.
Rodney: Trying to rekindle the romance in my marriage is like trying to give the kiss of life to a rasher of bacon.
Rodney: [talking about how to get a date with a beautiful woman.] Just be yourself.
Del Boy: Oh, leave it out, Rodney; I wanna be in with at least half a chance!
Del Boy: He who dares Rodney, he who dares.
Del Boy: There's no point in running away. Running away only wears out your shoes.
Boycie: Where d'you get those aces from?
Del Boy: Same place you got those kings. I always knew you were cheating, Boycie.
Boycie: Yeah, how?
Del Boy: 'Cause that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.
May the Force Be with You - S3-E5
Slater: Remember the days Del, all us lads down at the river playing Pirates? Trigger was Long John Silver, Boycie was the shipmate...what character did I play, Del?
Del: You played the bloke that walked the plank.
Slater: Yeah that's right, I was always the bloke that walked the plank. I was in and out of that water more times than a duck's head! I always wanted to be Blue Beard!
Del: Well you should've asked.
Slater: I did, but you'd never let me!
Del: I did...once.
Slater: Oh yeah, I remember that was the day that Blue Beard had to walk the plank, wasn't it.
