Wednesday Addams: I brought my pocket mace... The medieval kind.
Wednesday Addams: Use the words 'little' and 'girl' to address me again and I can't guarantee your safety.
Wednesday Addams: I don't bury hatchets. I sharpen them.
Wednesday Addams: I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.
Wednesday Addams: I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.