Walter Blunt: What would I do without you, Harry?
Harry Chandler: What would I do without you, Major?
Mr. Woolensworth: Class, turn to page 62 and translate each word in mutton. He.
Students: Baa.
Mr. Woolensworth: She.
Students: Baa.
Mr. Woolensworth: They.
Students: Baa.
Mr. Woolensworth: We.
Students: Baa.
Mr. Woolensworth: Morkubine Porcupine?
Morkubine Porcupine: Yo.
The Ghost of Christmas Present: You should have accepted Fred's invitation to dine.
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: What?
The Ghost of Christmas Present: For Fran's sake, if not for yours.
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: You find my nephew amusing, Cratchit.
Bob Cratchit: He's a very pleasant fellow, sir.
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: You're another Christmas lunatic like him.
Bob Cratchit: If you say so, sir.
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: Oh, it seems you doubt me, Mr. Cratchit. What are you, then?
Bob Cratchit: Your clerk, Mr. Scrooge.
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge: My fifteen shilling a week clerk, with a wife and family, but you babble about "Merry Christmas." I'll retire to Bedlam.
Dr. Jonas: Years ago I worked for the CIA on the MK ultra program. Are you familiar with it?
Alice Sutton: It was mind control. "Manchurian Candidate" kind of stuff.
Dr. Jonas: That's a vulgar generalization. But yes, you take an ordinary man an turn him into an assassin. That was our goal.
Dr. Jonas: Have you ever been a place where hope was gone? Where all that's left is patience?
Dr. Jonas: There he goes! Open the goddamn gate! Open the gate.
Redheaded Nurse: No! And you watch your language.
Flip: FBI, lady, open the damn door.
Donald Pierce: Charles Xavier, the world famous mutant octogenarian.
Charles Xavier: Actually, I'm a nonagenarian.
Charles Xavier: Two days on the road, only one meal, and hardly any sleep. She's 11, I'm fucking 90.
Charles Xavier: This is what life looks like: people love each other. You should take a moment.
Charles Xavier: Fuck off, Logan.
Logan: See, you know who I am.
Charles Xavier: I always know who you are, I just sometimes don't recognize you.
Charles Xavier: I don't think Laura needs a reminder of life's impermanence.
Raif Bentley: You know, I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.
Picard: You want to destroy the ship and run away! You coward!
Worf: If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!
Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.
Jean-Luc Picard: The Federation does not get to decide if a species lives or dies!
Admiral Kirsten Clancy: Yes we do. We absolutely do. (00:23:35)
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