Daniel Barrett: How do you know all these?
Edwin Pollard: You are not alone in this.
Lacy Barrett: Why are the grays, or whatever they are, so interested in us? What makes us so special?
Edwin Pollard: Nothing. There's nothing special about you. I'm sorry. You were hoping for a different answer. But this is beyond our comprehension.
Edwin Pollard: People think of aliens as these beings invading our planet in some great cataclysm, destroying monuments, stealing our natural resources. But it's not like that at all. The invasion already happened.
Lacy Barrett: What kind of animal eats all the lettuce but leaves the bacon?
Daniel Barrett: A rabbit. A very large rabbit with opposable thumbs.
Daniel Barrett: Look, officer, this wasn't a - a cooking mess. This was like a... like a mathematician's idea of a geometry joke. Ha, I don't know whether to be pissed or impressed.