Artie Decker: I'm not going!
Diane Decker: You're going!
Artie Decker: That's what I meant.
Artie Decker: I'm awkward around those kids. I don't think they like me.
Artie Decker: OK, hop out.
Barker Simmons: I'm still buckled in.
Artie Decker: Oh, boy. This is harder than one of your grandma's bras.
Barker Simmons: It's not rocket science.
Mr. Cheng: Just Pan Asian!
Artie Decker: What's that?
Mr. Cheng: No MSG, No gluten, No sodium, just healthy food!
Artie Decker: I'm drooling already! [Others start walking away.] How do you ruin Chinese food?
Harper Simmons: Mom, you lied to me! Yogurt is not like ice-cream!
Diane Decker: If they don't see you enough, they have to know you better before they don't like you.