Caesar: I will reason with him, I'll appeal to his better nature.
Rooney: Oh, you're gonne reason with a grown man in a dress?
Rooney: Thadeus wouldn't know a good time if it crawled up his leg and bit him on the ba-doyng-as.
Rooney: If I don't make you my friend it means I gotta kick your ass everytime I see you. Nobody wants that, do they?
Michael Dunn: Drop dead.
Rooney: Hey, let me buy you a Coke or somethin'.
Janine: Oh, hot shit.