Mac: Look, you want to know the secret to a happy marriage? Do what I do. Plaster on a fake smile, plow through the next half century, sit back, relax, and wait for the sweet embrace of death.
Doc: Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it.
Martin: I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce.
Doc: Remember, this is the Bible Belt. These people have guns.