Jonah: Something touched me.
Pirate Pa: Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here.
Khalil: I am a caterpillar. Well, that's not entirely true. My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm, but I'm okay with that now.
Jonah: I am not going to Ninevah.
Bob the Tomato: Then the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar.
Pa Grape: What you need is a little compassion.
Larry: And maybe some scampi.
Junior: What did he learn?
Pa Grape: The question is, "What did you learn?"
Answer: Exactly what they call themselves. Pirates who don't do anything, they just stay home and lay around. It's from a veggie tales silly song from an older release.
Would they be genuine pirates if they didn't do anything? A pirate is basically a person who attacks, and robs ships at sea.