Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
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Jonah: Something touched me.

Pirate Pa: And besides, we've never sailed before. Ever. So the answer is no.
Jonah: Money is no object.

Mr. Nezzer: Are you guys still doing that "pirate" thing?
Mr. Lunt: Argh! Watch your tongue, matey! Or we'll... what'll we do?
Larry: Nothing. We're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Mr. Lunt: Oh. Argh! You got off easy today.

Jonah: We're going to be digested! Do you know what that means?
Khalil: Of course! Digestion runs very deep in my family.

Pirate Pa: Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here.

Jonah: I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea.
Larry: Oh, you don't have to do that! We've got a plank! You can just walk off.
Jonah: Yes, thank you. You're too kind.

Khalil: I am a caterpillar. Well, that's not entirely true. My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm, but I'm okay with that now.

Jonah: I am not going to Ninevah.

Bob the Tomato: Then the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar.

Pa Grape: What you need is a little compassion.
Larry: And maybe some scampi.

Pirate Pa: Normally you'd be entitled to a refund, but under the circumstances, y'know, with you dying and all.
Jonah: No, I don't suppose a refund would do me much good now, would it?

Junior: What did he learn?
Pa Grape: The question is, "What did you learn?"

Factual error: When the VW Van crashes, airbags pop out. This vehicle was built way before airbags were being put in cars. And no airbag would be that big and wouldn't stay inflated. Those airbags on everyday vehicles are meant to be inflated and deflated quickly.

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Trivia: In the biblical book of Jonah, there is actually no whale that swallowed Jonah. The "whale" is a mistranslation of the Hebrew word for a big fish by the translators of the King James Version. Because of the prominence, respectability, and the wide distribution (it is in the public domain in the U.S., but not in the U.K.) of the King James translation over modern translations like the New International Version, the "whale" is what most Bible readers think of the sea creature that swallowed Jonah.

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Question: This may sound like a silly question, but who are the pirates who don't do anything?

Answer: Exactly what they call themselves. Pirates who don't do anything, they just stay home and lay around. It's from a veggie tales silly song from an older release.

Would they be genuine pirates if they didn't do anything? A pirate is basically a person who attacks, and robs ships at sea.

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