Scooby-Doo (2002)

Shaggy: Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.

Fred: Mr. Mononucleosis, we have hit a clue smorgasboard.

Scooby Doo: Raggy, you're rhipped.
Shaggy: I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?
Scooby Doo: Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop.
Shaggy: No, Scooby-Doo! your mom eats cat poop.

Scrappy Doo: I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own show.

Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Raggy.
Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.

Velma: Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?

Shaggy: Zoinks! them peppers is like hot.

Fred: This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.

Creature: I've gotta bag of... uh... hamburgers for you. All you have to do is to come out into the dark shadowy part of the woods where no one can see you.
Scooby Doo: Okay.

Mondavarious: Two years ago that little pest turns up at a casting session for our evil elves. Next thing I know i'm stuck in a hole and he's cavorting about in a mechanical version of me. But look thank you so much. What a delight. Fantastic! Fantastic.

Velma: I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models.
Fred: Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.

Shaggy: Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking.
Scooby Doo: Me? That's you.
Shaggy: Oh right it's me, sorry.

Scooby Doo: What's that?
Mondavarious: It's a cat with a bobbing head, please don't touch it.

Shaggy: Hey buddy.
Fred: Shaggy... listen man, someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man, talk me down.
Shaggy: Fred, you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.
Fred: I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here, I mean.

Shaggy: Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Scooby Doo: Ramburgers.

Scooby Doo: Why's Fred in a bad mood?
Shaggy: He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster.

Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.
Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic.
Shaggy: Right, or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.

Fred: I'm me.
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.

Daphne: Now, who's the damsel in distress?
Zarkos: Me?
Daphne: Straight up.