Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954)

Liza: Doesn't it do anything but snow up here? We've had a blizzard every day for the past two months. I'm going crazy, shut up in this house.

Caleb: There were no F names in the Bible so Ma named him Frankincense because he smelled so sweet.

Rev. Elcott: Sounds like Pansy has the croup.

Gideon: I guess I got the beginnings.

Mrs. Bixby: My window.

Milly: Raise your hat. What's the matter, Caleb?
Caleb: My hair ain't combed.

Adam: Morning ma'am.
Lem's girlfriend: Morning backwoodsman.
Adam: Nice day for marrying.
Lem: Well, that's a right good idea.
Lem's girlfriend: Oh Lem, I thought you'd never ask me.

Dorcas: I've always wanted to be a June Bride... and have a baby right off, in the spring maybe.

Caleb: Can't make no vows to a herd of cows.

Adam: This is my brother Caleb.
Milly: How are you brother Caleb?
Adam: This is Milly, my wife.
Caleb: Your wife? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! Hey Dan, he did it, he got married.

Adam: Well, Pa used to say love is kind of like the measles. You only get it once. The older you are, the tougher it goes.

Adam: What do you call her?
Milly: I was thinking of some name like Hannah or Hagar or Hephzibah, picking up where your mother left off.
Adam: Hannah.
Milly: Hannah.
Adam: I got to thinking up at the cabin, about the baby. How I'd feel if someone came creeping in and carried her off. I'd string him up the nearest tree. I'd shoot him down as I would a thieving fox.

Milly: Don't you like girls?
Gideon: We ain't never hardly ever seen one.

Milly: Say something nice, Gideon.
Gideon: Nice night for a coon hunt.