Johnny's Ex: Call me when you grow up.
Johnny Cage: So, I can still call her then. That's a W.
Sonya Blade: I guess Raiden was wrong.
Johnny Cage: Oh. Ya think?
Liu Kang: No. Stay together. We'll survive. We have to.
Johnny Cage: Yeah. We better. I need to make it home so I can kill my agent.
Sonya Blade: Fuck with the Blade, you're gonna get cut.
Scorpion: Hanzo is dead. Call me Scorpion.
Johnny Cage: This better not go straight to video.
Hanzo Hasashi: Life is cruel, Satoshi. It doesn't care where you are from, what god you pray to. It is. So, you must face it head-on.
Johnny Cage: Heeere's Johnny.
Liu Kang: You both made it. Good. I fear it's only gonna get harder from here.
Johnny Cage: Whoa. Wait. What's gonna get harder? I just fought a walking pair of teeth on the side of a mountain. I'm not Tom Cruise, you know. I act. I leave that stunt shit to the stunt people.
