Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

Harold Soyinka: What kind of a person does not believe in God? (01:23:50)

Smudger: They've eaten half the sixth formers.

Lord Nooth: The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.

Chief: Don't ask me to fetch that stick.

Lily: Smile, open up, cross your legs, spread your pussy, speak softer, scream louder, be quiet, be confident, be interesting, don't be so difficult, be strong, don't fight back, be an angel, be a whore, be a princess, be anything you want to be, even the president of the United States of America. Just kidding. Fuck you.

Duncan: Okay technically, this time, I did have a guy over.

Izzy: We're not exactly... colleagues.
Skye: Aren't we all colleagues, though? Like, when you reaaallly think about it?

Suzette: Does she have a cow?
Cap'n Hogie: Got caught in the crossfire. Cow-lateral damage. (00:18:50)

Quantom X ★

Philippe: You can't polish a turd... but you can roll it in glitter.

Daphne Blake: Velma, the tube just ate her! The tube ate Mikayla!
Velma Dinkley: Okay, I'm...pretty sure it's just a secret elevator or something.
Daphne Blake: Okay, right, right. (00:53:25)

Sammo ★