Best movie quotes of 2002

Bobby: Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.

Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man: Holy Shit, it's a cat.

Rod: I've been waiting for you.
Heather: How long have you been here?
Rod: Not long... Five thousand years.
Heather: Okay, that's long.

Randolph: First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece.

Steve Irwin: That was a close one.

Max Rothman: I've seen the future. Believe me, it came straight at us. There's no future in the future.

Lily: Isn't sugar better than vinegar?

Samantha Harper: You're thinking about the cop, aren't you?
Katie Burke: Maybe.
Samantha Harper: Okay, visualize this with me. You're down in New York consulting with Lou Gerstner or the head of GE telling them how to buy South American countries but on the weekends, you fly back up here to hang out with the cop, do cop things, maybe go to cop mixers.
Katie Burke: I like the cop.
Samantha Harper: Yeah, um, I can see that.

Roland Yates: So, what are our chances?
Gaylord Oaks: Oh, I'd say anywhere between... nil and zero.
Roland Yates: Why do you say that?
Gaylord Oaks: Oh well, I grant you he's got potential. He's pretty street-smart. Give me six months, he could probably fool his brother's own parents. But eight days? Come on, you gotta be kidding me. He'll probably get himself killed, and everyone who goes along with him.

Devon: Oh snap! Now you can see me?

Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.

Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.

Mr. O'Connor: You've got no home. You have no mother. You got no father. You killed us, you slut. You killed us both.

Sgt. David Tate: Don't call me 'sir', all right? I'm a sergeant, I work for a living.

Amber: What have you done to me?
Guiseppe: What you needed doing to you. Don't you like it?
Amber: It's okay.

Sister Assumpta: But make no mistake, the culprits will be fingered. I will finger the culprits.

Susan Orlean: Aww, I wish I were an ant. Awww, they're so shiny.
John Laroche: You're shinier than any ant darlin'.
Susan Orlean: That's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me.
John Laroche: Welp, I like ya', that's why.

Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.

Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.

Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.