Best romance movie quotes of all time

Howard: Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first-class ass sniffer! And you can tell him that I said so.

Sylvie: It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat!

Arley: I want to wear the green dress.
Trevor McKenney: You look like a vampire in that.

Katherine: I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.

Sam: Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought, useless and disappointing!

[Trying to name other couples like Kirk and Molly.]
Devon: The president of France and that girl who went out with Mick Jagger.
Stainer: He knows about wine! And he has a French accent! He could probably french-kiss like a motherfucker.

Ian: It's a false positive, you understand? It's an error. It has to be an error. It's statistically impossible. Data point.
Karen: If I drop this phone a thousand times, a million times... and one time, it does't fall... just once, it hovers in the air. That is an error that's worth looking at.

Terry Fields: Jesus, what a night.

Brad Adamson: You have a nice place here.
Sarah Pierce: You think? Yeah, Richard does pretty well for himself.
Brad Adamson: Oh, yeah? What's he do?
Sarah Pierce: He lies.

Thomas Crown: Samba. Sugarloaf. Jungle. Piranha.

Toulouse-Lautrec: The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return.

Bella Swan: You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?

Bernie: I stole it.
Danny: You did not.
Bernie: Oh, that's great, Dan. I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar.

The Judge: By the way, that's a shame about your face.
Hatchet-Face: There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character.

The Creature: I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.

Henry Brougham: Are you expecting a letter?
Dudley: Well, you never know. If I did get one, the stamp would certainly be worth saving.

Willow: What are you doing?
Madmartigan: I found some blackroot. She loves it.
Willow: Blackroot? I am the father of two children and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
Madmartigan: Well my mother raised us on blackroot. It's good for you. Puts hair on your chest. Doesn't it, Sticks?
Willow: Her name is not Sticks. She's Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest.

Mike Waters: I love you, and you don't pay me.

Mrs. Thompson: Is that the foot-long?
Nick: And then some.

David: I thought we were invincible. But now I know that the things that people in love do to each other, they remember. And if they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive.