Rodinov: You think I was stealing from my own country? It was capitalism, and you Americans gave it to us. Your government wanted us to get rich, forget who we are, who we were. You know nothing about our history, about our life, our culture, religion. You people turn us into you, and hate what you see.
Trapper: Just try not to swallow your tongue.
Bernie Hayes: What?
Father Brennan: How do you control people who no longer believe? You create something to fear.
Proximus Caesar: What a wonderful day!
Joel: There has to be some mistake. We're American, right?
Unnamed Soldier: OK. What kind of American are you? You don't know?
Furiosa: I'm Furiosa!
Paradox: Mr Wilson, you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
Wade Wilson: I wasn't unconscious.
Beetlejuice: The juice is loose!
Jody Moreno: I'm the director. You're a stunt guy. We need to keep it super profesh.
Colt Seavers: Profesh is my middle name.
Jody Moreno: You said your middle name was Danger.
Marcus Burnett: I got this!
Mike Lowrey: But you don't though!
Lou: Jackie, what the fuck happened?
Jackie: I made it right.
Patrick Zweig: I'd let her fuck me with a racket.