Teacher: I see where he got it.
Erasmus: Don't you think this is the pot calling the kettle black?
Paul: I did notice the word "felching" on your classroom wall which I thought was inappropriate in a classroom.
Teacher: That is "felting".
Paul: Oh, yeah. That makes more sense. Felching isn't until middle school. (01:01:04)
Joel: That is a man with a gun, he tried to cut off our dicks.
Rich: Oh fuck you you wish I touched your dick.
Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.
Renee Bennett: I can eat whatever I want and still look like this.
Ethan: You could have told me you were gay.
Simon: Guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: You're telling me Simon. It's not like your all hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.
Maya: The truth is a lie.
Oliver Hardy: You're not leaving, are you, Stan? The show must go on.
Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
Johnny English: Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.
Shelly 'Elle' Evans: Are you a boy princess or a girl princess?
Bianca Lind: If you let us go, we might live. If the police don't interfere, nobody will get hurt and we will survive. You can save our lives.
Olof Palme: And the best way to do that is not to let them out on the roads with you.
Bianca Lind: But we are willing to take that risk.
Olof Palme: I wish that would make a difference, but, as Prime Minister, I'm responsible for all the Swedish people.
Bianca Lind: Exactly. But all the Swedish people are not in here, we are trapped in here. We.
Em: OK, let me just break it down to you like this. Men who don't eat pussy in this day and age are straight-up sociopathic, OK?