![Elf picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3726_sm.jpg)
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
![The Cat in the Hat picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3762_sm.jpg)
Cat in the Hat: Don't worry, I have three plans. Plan A: Mess up a perfectly clean house. Done that! Plan B: Cut your losses and ditch the kids. That could work.
Sally: What about that one?
Cat in the Hat: Plan C: Trick Mom's boyfriend into handing over dog and lock. I don't know. I still like Plan B.
![Cheaper by the Dozen picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3858_sm.jpg)
Tom Baker: You soaked his underwear in meat? That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.
![Daddy Day Care picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3224_sm.jpg)
Charlie Hinton: Hey, man, how did it go in there?
Max: ...I missed.
Charlie Hinton: He heh... what does that mean?
Max: I missed.
Charlie Hinton: Oh, hell, no.
![What A Girl Wants picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3134_sm.jpg)
Henry Dashwood: I think I owe you a rather large apology.
Libby Reynolds: Do you think I've waited 17 years for an apology?
![Piglet's Big Movie picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3132_sm.jpg)
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.