![Dil Chahta Hai picture](/images/titles/10000-10999/10698_sm.jpg)
Akash Malhotra: Dad, there is more to life than just signing checks.
Akash's father: Really... What is that?
Akash Malhotra: I don't know, but as soon as I do, you will be the first to know.
![Down to Earth picture](/images/titles/0-999/375_sm.jpg)
Lance Barton: I got roaches. Who here got roaches?
Man in Audience: Everybody got roaches, man. It's Harlem.
![Amy's Orgasm picture](/images/titles/13000-13999/13843_sm.jpg)
Amy Mandell: The primary difference between a man and a woman is that man gets his self-esteem when a woman says yes and a women gets hers when she says no.
![Just Visiting picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1651_sm.jpg)
Count Thibault: You are lionhearted, Julia, like the women of your lineage. You have courage.
![The Man Who Sued God picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1666_sm.jpg)
Steve Meyers: What do you think of a moral victory?
Anna Redmond: A moral victory sounds good.
![These Old Broads picture](/images/titles/12000-12999/12518_sm.jpg)
Kate Westbourne: You know, sometimes you don't even act like you're my son, Wesley.
Wesley Westbourne: Sometimes you don't even act like you're my mother.
Kate Westbourne: Oh, come on, I've given you everything a child could want. Toys, love, publicity.
![Dr. Dolittle 2 picture](/images/titles/0-999/378_sm.jpg)
Archie: Uh-oh! Uh-oh.
Dr. Dolittle: Uh-oh, what? What's the problem?
Archie: Ice cream is acting up.
Dr. Dolittle: What ice cream?
Archie: I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender. And by the second gallon, I realised I'm in love with Ava and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia."
![Wasabi picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4852_sm.jpg)
Maurice 'Momo': We were here in the 80's to watch the Russians. I can't tell you the trouble we made.
Hubert Fiorentini: That's right you can't, now try to keep your mouth shut for 5 minutes.
![Monkeybone picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4477_sm.jpg)
Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl.
![On the Line picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1635_sm.jpg)
Eric: Love may not make the world go round, but it makes the ride worth while.