![Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1078_sm.jpg)
Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin Hood: Then it begins.
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Lawanda Dumore: I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.
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Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
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Commissioner Brumford: [On phone.] Hello? He did what? How many animals escaped? Oh, my god.
Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.
Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?
![Terminator 2: Judgment Day picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1268_sm.jpg)
John Connor: We've got company.
Miles Dyson: Police?
Sarah Connor: How many?
John Connor: Uh, all of them, I think.
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Ninny Threadgoode: Hey Evelyn, somebody stole my house.
![City Slickers picture](/images/titles/0-999/275_sm.jpg)
Mitch Robbins: Hey you know, the first time I tried to talk to you, you embarrassed me. So I teased you a little bit which maybe I shouldn't have done, so I'm sorry. And now you're sitting over there playing with your knife, trying to frighten me - which you're doing a good job. But if you're gonna kill me, get on with it; if not, shut the hell up - I'm on vacation.
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Eddie: Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr.
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Gaston: How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.
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Mike Waters: I love you, and you don't pay me.
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Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... It's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... Eat apple sauce through a straw... Pork farm animals.
![The Addams Family picture](/images/titles/0-999/19_sm.jpg)
Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
![My Girl picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1538_sm.jpg)
Thomas J. Sennett: Vada?
Vada Sultenfuss: Yeah?
Thomas J. Sennett: Would you think of me?
Vada Sultenfuss: For what?
Thomas J. Sennett: Well, if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
Vada Sultenfuss: I guess.
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Fievel: Have no fear. Filly the Kid is here.
![The Prince of Tides picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1016_sm.jpg)
Tom Wingo: Let's face it, Lowenstein. Women are more devious than men. You're great at hiding things. You keep secrets. You smile when you lie. You expect a man to be a tower of strength. When he's got a few weaknesses and insecurities, what do you do? You turn around, and goddamn it, you betray him.