Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
Michael Jordan: What can you do?
Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
Sylvester: And large.
Daffy Duck: And a dork.
Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.
Kent Mansley: Launch the missile now.
Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.
Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.
Debbie: Isn't he a lady killer?
Gomez Addams: Acquitted.
Newt Scamander: Dumbledore, why can't you go?
Albus Dumbledore: I can't move against Grindelwald. It has to be you.
Bernard: Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up.
Ham Egg: Stop! The Laws of Robotic! You can't hurt a human! It's been that way for 50 years.
Zog: I'm old school.
Chad Danforth: You got game?
Ryan Evans: A little.
Miyagi: Wax on... Wax off. Wax on... Wax off.
Vic Frohmeyer: Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty.
Darla: Waldo, I think we have to turn here.
Waldo: Girls have no sense of direction.
Darla: You know, you're starting to get on my nerves.
Maya: Arf arf arf arf.
Max: Arf Arf.
Fred Claus: Nick, there's been one thing that's been eating at me since I've been here. That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel listened to. Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too. But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.
