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Pilot - S1-E1

Georgie: Admit it, he's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
Missy: I wish I was adopted.
Mary: That can still be arranged.

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Haven Is for Real - S3-E5

[Watching a dreadful performance by James Dean.]
Josh: I gotta get some air.
Abraham Lincoln: I don't blame you. This is the worst theater experience I've ever had.

Jon Sandys

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How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall? - S4-E8

Lenny: What are you wearing?
Midge: I'm wearing my show corset.
Lenny: You have a show corset?
Midge: Yes.
Lenny: How is this different from, say, your dentist corset?
Midge: It's much more likely to suffocate me. It's also prettier.
Lenny: Yep. It's always the pretty ones who try to kill you.

raywest

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Maz: The choices we make, the actions we take, moments both big and small...shape us into forces of destiny. (00:00:05)

Quantom X

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Moira: Hey, that shit is contagious. You want to see your baby girl again? Then you need to keep your fucking shit together.

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Harold Meachum: I have no idea what an "iron fist" is. Sounds like a sex toy.

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Hannah: I'm glad you're still listening. Having fun?

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Part 8 - S1-E8

The Woodsman: This is the water. And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

Charles Austin Miller

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Jim Brockmire: Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, 'cause this ballgame is over.

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