![The Simpsons picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3501_sm.jpg)
Tree House of Horror X - S11-E4
[The Simpsons are driving down a road as fast as possible.]
Homer: Dear God, it's Homer. If you really love me you'll save my life now.
[The gas needle immediately drops to empty and the car stops.]
Homer: D'oh.
![Family Matters picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3507_sm.jpg)
Steve: Laura, this is a... A really special moment and... Well, I think we should celebrate it by... Getting married.
Laura: No.
Steve: Engaged?
Laura: No.
Steve: Going steady?
Laura: No.
Steve: A date?
Laura: No.
Steve: A kiss?
Laura: No.
Steve: A handshake?
Laura: No.
Steve: I'll see ya tomorrow?
Laura: Yeah.
Steve Urkel: I'll take it.
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The Tragedy at Marsdon Manor - S3-E6
Samuel Naughton: Was the accomodation all right?
Hercule Poirot: No, monsieur Naughton. The accomodation was all wrong.
Samuel Naughton: Oh...
Hercule Poirot: The duck-feather pillows. It feels as if the duck are still in them. (00:14:50)
![Coach picture](/images/titles/12000-12999/12226_sm.jpg)
Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I've made out my will, and I'd like you to be my executioner.
Coach Hayden Fox: I think you mean "executor."
![Tales from the Crypt picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4623_sm.jpg)
Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.
![The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3634_sm.jpg)
Mario Mario: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.