Professor Fate: Leslie escaped?
General: With a small friar.
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
Cat: You won't make me cry. You'll never make me cry.
Superintendent: So this is the famous ring?
Ringo: I'm in fear of me life, you know.
Superintendent: And these are the famous Beatles?
John: So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent: And how long do you think you'll last?
John: Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?
Ricky: When Peachy runs it up the flag pole, everybody salutes - and I quote him.
Narrator: Why control the births when we can increase the deaths?
Count Emilio Ponticelli: Like-a Caesar, we go to England.
Col. Thaddeus Gearhart: If it's the last thing I do, I'll have that entire band transferred to Alaska.
Elsa: I'm hungry too. What's for breakfast?
Fred: Sheriff, on toast.
Zeke Kelso: You mean you want me to tail the cat as if he's a person?
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Unless it would be easier to tail him as a cat.
Wilbur Glenworthy: There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.
Susan: I expected to be frightened on my wedding night, but nothing like this.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: When did all this come to an end?
Michael James: It didn't come to an end! That's the point.
Lucy Van Pelt: Look, Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.
Murray: You might call Nick a bastard... or a little bastard, depending on how whimsical you feel at the time.